Guest User
June 28, 2024
Overall - 2* Rooms - 1* Service - 5* Location - 2* After reading so many 5/5 reviews, my wife and I wondered if we stayed in the same hotel. We recently returned from an extended trip to Europe and only stayed in 5 star hotels. The people who gave the Menhaden 5 stars must not know the true caliber of a 5 star facility. At most, the Menhaden rates 3 stars if you want to be overly generous. The room is extremely small. It did not even have space for a side chair, let alone a small table. There was no refrigerator, no iron or ironing board, no microwave, no workout room, no spa, and no pool - not much. The bathroom was adequate with a single sink with no shelving or countertop space. We were told we had the largest King room - number 15. The view was the parking lot. The decor is straight out of a Home Goods discount store. The staff was friendly and courteous and appeared shocked when we told them we were very disappointed with the room. The eight rooms on the third floor share a common kitchen gally. Don't expect to eat a healthy breakfast there. It is sufficient for a cup of coffee, but you will have to drink it while sitting on the edge of your bed. Go across the street to a deli for a better choice of food. The single night rate is between $650 to over $700. It is not worth it. At times, there is a two night minimum. Our stay was an anniversary gift from friends. Obviously, they never stayed at the Menhaden. We considered leaving but did not want to endure another two hour ride in traffic. My wife asked for a glass of wine and was told wine was only served by the bottle. The alternative was a 4oz. CAN of wine for $13. Spend your money elsewhere, preferably in the Hamptons on the Southfork. Greenport is a tourist destination on the Northfork of Long Island. There are better places and definitely better hotels. Stay away!