DBuksh
October 2, 2022
I will start with the 3 pluses. 1. Water pressure in shower good. 2. Wi-Fi worked. 3. 167 yards from beach access. All the rest is pretty awful and abusive. I was in a bind and desperate for a room to join my friend for a few rounds of golf. Not my kind of place, but I went into it with an adventurous spirit. The first sign of trouble were all the emails outlining ALL the rules. So many rules that basically had my Spidey sense going off the map. Was this a hotel? It was shaped like a motel, but read like a crazy stay at your eccentric aunt's house. The check in (narrow window) was a non-event and my first glimpse of the room was resigned but hopeful. Not sure what material the bed was, but it was purely made for long term prison-level sleeping. There was a horrific metal chair sitting in the middle of the room that looked like a James Bond torture device. Stains all over the mushy couch. Rips like a tiger had assaulted the lanai. I kept my counsel. Bought a bottle of bourbon to get me to sleep after my rounds each night and I survived. After reading the other reviews, I would not want to take anything away from someone who actually enjoyed the room, but I don't know what they are talking about. My wife pointed out that when there are more pics of the beach than the rooms or pool then you are in trouble. I was already committed and in trouble.