Guest User
December 22, 2023
We are way beyond the scam. Here you are attracted by the five stars and the moderate price. But this dump is not a hotel, but a guest house. There is no reception service, breakfast is left outside the room door, there are no common areas except outdoors. It's freezing. I was in an attic on the top floor, a mezzanine, with a scary crack in the wall. The bed in the mezzanine was reached via a mountaineering-level ladder, the space under the mezzanine was less than two meters high, so that an Altina person could not pass without bending. All full of beams, so much so that you have to make contortions to cross the room. An indescribable cuisinette, as you can see in the photo. A refrigerator turned on but empty. The toilet room, long and without light, is not heated, so the excrement refuses to leave the welcoming and warm intestine. The toilet doesn't flush and isn't able to flush the waste away. I had to fill the bathroom bin with water, thus discovering that the relevant bag is not replaced. In the shower cubicle there is green moss, again as in the photo. The taps move. The water flow is irregular, I guess it depends on whether other taps on the lower floors are open or not. Hot water only exists if there is sufficient pressure, and the pressure is definitely not sufficient. The aforementioned breakfast in a basket, on a cold December morning, was freezing, and consisted of a baguette, two croissants, two mandarins, two sticks of expired butter, two small pieces of cheese, two jars of yogurt, two tubs of Nutella and cured meats that made the room smelly. All this for €40. The parking space, at €20, does not exist. The door is very narrow, the stalls are even worse and there is no room to manoeuvre. With cars over four and a half meters it is better to leave it alone. The stairwell is scary, with temperatures close to zero. The room's ancient beams are full of nails and spikes. Objectively, the beams and stairs in these rooms are dangerous. This isn't the worst place I've slept in my life, but claiming this is a five-star hotel is laughable. Obviously it's not funny to anyone who's been there. I wrote a review here and one on Booking, I want to see if these thieves have the courage to reply something. I'll leave some photos.
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