Just back from Germany, got ripped off, suffered for 5 days, and had a totally cringe-worthy experience...
Spent 20,000 to suffer in Germany❓ Read this and save half your money😤 Let's be honest: this trip to Germany was a love-hate relationship! Prices were painfully high, and the trains were always on strike, but those medieval towns and fairytale castles were breathtaking. I'm spilling all the pitfalls and the places actually worth visiting, so read this before you decide how to travel~
📍Munich | The flip side of the beer capital
😵💫 Don't just crowd into Marienplatz! Go to the English Garden early in the morning to watch surfers on the icy stream and old men reading newspapers in the sun—that's the real Bavarian vibe.
🏰 Don't just visit the main building of Nymphenburg Palace! The palace gardens behind it are free. Rent a bike and ride through the canals and forests; it's more relaxing than Versailles. If you have time, head to the Deutsches Museum; the planes, ships, and submarines are all real. Tech fans can spend a whole day there.
🍺 The HB beer hall has an amazing atmosphere but is packed with tourists! For a local feel, go to the Salvator beer garden, order a pork knuckle with white sausage, and the German uncle sharing your table might chat with you all afternoon.
📍Neuschwanstein Castle | The price of a fairytale
🚌 You must book tickets on the official website in advance! If you wait in line on-site, it's at least a 2-hour wait, which is exhausting. I recommend walking to Marienbrücke for the classic angle, but go early; the afternoon backlight will make your face look completely black in photos.
🐎 You can take a horse-drawn carriage up the mountain, but it smells pretty intense and is slow. If you're fit, just walk for 25 minutes. After coming down, go to Alpsee. The lake reflects the snow-capped mountains, and it's so empty it feels like you've booked the whole scenic area—it's even more stunning than inside the castle.
📍Berlin | Cool soul on the ruins
🖼️ You can't finish Museum Island in one day! The Pergamon Altar and the bust of Nefertiti in the Neues Museum are must-sees. For budget travelers, I recommend buying a three-day pass and taking your time.
🧱 The most famous part of the East Side Gallery graffiti wall is the "Fraternal Kiss." If you want to take photos without people, go at 7:00 AM! The sunlight hits the colorful walls, creating a perfect atmosphere.
🛍️ The Berlin Wall Memorial is free to enter, and the open-air exhibits and documentaries are super impressive. After visiting, head to Hackesche Höfe for all kinds of niche designer shops and cafes—much more interesting than the Galeries Lafayette department store.
📍Rothenburg | The quintessential medieval fairytale
🍭 Staying for one night is the right way to do it! After 8:00 PM, the tourists are gone, and the cobblestone streets and timber-framed houses under the streetlights feel like walking into the world of The Nutcracker. In the early morning, the streets are empty, and every shot is wallpaper-worthy.
🥧 Schneeball is a local specialty—it's a pastry ball covered in powdered sugar. It looks great in photos but is sickeningly sweet, so just buy one to share. You can walk around the city wall for free and overlook the panoramic view of red roofs; it's more beautiful than any observation deck.
🎁 The Teddy Bear Museum and the Christmas Museum are connected and are a dream for anyone with a soft spot for cute things. The German craftsmanship is so exquisite you'll want to bring everything home.
⚠️ Pitfall warning signs
🚄 Buy train tickets in advance for early-bird prices; buying them last minute costs twice as much. But DB delays are the norm, so don't leave less than 20 minutes for transfers!
🍖 Never order dishes on a restaurant menu marked "market price"! I was charged €70 for a grilled fish—a painful lesson. Taverns outside the tourist areas are not only cheaper but also have generous portions.
💶 Germany mostly accepts cards, but some public restrooms only take coins! Keep €5 in change on you, or you'll be awkwardly spinning in circles.
📸 For outfits, go for a vintage style! White or beige tones look great in the old town, and adding a red scarf as an accent will give you a cinematic look in minutes.
🥨 Food hit and miss list
🌭 Currywurst with bread is the soul of street food; any place in Berlin is good.
🥩 Pork knuckle with potato dumplings—the portion is so big that two people can't even finish it.
🍺 You can order any German beer without going wrong. Dark beer with roasted pork knuckle is the real German taste.
🫠 Don't randomly try white asparagus soup; that earthy, raw taste is really hard to accept.
💡 Final summary: Germany is suitable for people who love history and culture, not for budget travelers. Avoid chain hotels in big cities; staying in small-town guesthouses can save you half the money. Bring a thermos to get free water everywhere, and definitely bring snacks for long-distance travel—there's really nothing to eat on the road. I hope you get to see the snow-capped Neuschwanstein Castle, jump into the crowd at Oktoberfest in Munich, and turn all your regrets into surprises~